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HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




HELLO KITTY CHAINSAW - If your date has one, RUN!




DISTURBING - The amount of ammo? No. The Cat? No. The Hello-Kitty toaster? No. All of them in the same place at the same time? Very.


TAGS: ammo ammunition cat hello kitty
Rating: 3.77/5

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nik - July 7, 2009, 12:14 am
Goodnight Bone
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:13 am
Nite bone... thanks for dropping in.
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 12:12 am
You know, that always did look like Texas...Night all, Mrs.Bone says Bedtime
agdaniele - July 7, 2009, 12:09 am
Genius comment. You're killing me!
Sean - July 7, 2009, 12:07 am
I know that look all too well. That cat's one burned english Muffin away from the nearest bell tower. But hey, what canya do?
Jmac0585 - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/29/0_30.jpg
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 9:39 pm
What? You know how irresponsible it is to leave ammo-guarding up to a dog?


HELLO KITTY WINE - Is there anything the Japanese won't try to market to their children?


TAGS: sake hello kitty anime
Rating: 4.15/5

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Krustbag - November 6, 2014, 9:02 pm
You do reallize hello kitty is mostly marketed at adult women in japan right, kinda like betty boop.
Chuldo - January 13, 2013, 3:27 am
You've just entered a whole new world. Welcome to hell.
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:08 pm
...I just NOW see this???? ohhhhh, I would have made every attempt to buy this If I knew it existed! **Hello Kitty nerd here**
rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 2:29 pm
Sanrio rejects any product that either contains sharp edges or would embarrass a girl in front of her mother. The douche made it past, and some devious weasels got the vibrator past them too before they were found out.
Reality Lord - July 19, 2010, 10:44 pm

nice
tjhawk - July 19, 2010, 8:58 pm
thanks!!
Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 7:40 pm
Great Job...love the concept . BTW...try looking up Hello Kitty dildo...ewwwww!


YO JUDAS, YOU IN THERE BRO - I want you to say hello to my little friends ...


TAGS: jesus judus hello little friends
Rating: 3.71/5

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RonE - March 5, 2012, 5:25 am
Freaking awesome!


HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be photoshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....shitty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as pussy as a mustang


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

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Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm
question by sexyrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So damn good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, damn you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy porn. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


HELLO KITTY - NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!


TAGS: hello kitty
Rating: 2.27/5


"HELLO POSSUMS!" - Public Service Announcement "It's 11PM ... Do you know where your pants are?"




The Horror -


TAGS: sho the envisage sparkles and hello kitty
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - May 19, 2013, 1:40 pm
Oh the horror, the sweet sweet horror. 5&f
Greeny - May 19, 2013, 12:29 pm
Thanks - with credit to Steve for the inspiration; and Sho for the tours of his realm!
GaryO - May 19, 2013, 11:42 am
Geez yer good Greeny. Really really good. 5L


I CAME UP - With countless phrases to try and talk to you, yet the only one that never occurred to me was to just say "hello".




HELLO MA BABY, - Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;


TAGS: hello ma baby motorcycle accident
Rating: 3.82/5

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krazzeeman - August 23, 2010, 6:42 pm
FUNNY AS F**K NICE ONE


PEREZ HILTON - He makes Elton John look like Rambo




WELL HELLO! - Kitty




COCAINE - Now sold in limited edition Hello Kitty packaging!


TAGS: cocaine hello kitty hello kitty
Rating: 2.26/5

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Douche Bagalow - April 2, 2009, 10:12 am
Hey, in these tough times, some niche markets hafta spread out! Good strategy!


- in Belgian




HELLO KITTY - Hello Kitty is my bitch.


TAGS: hello kitty bitch
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by NickM406

jazmin - January 2, 2009, 2:00 pm
herro kitty
Bob Chin - December 12, 2008, 12:27 pm
Actually, it looks like she could be Pedobears beotch, seein' how he's betwixt her legs


GHETTO FACEBOOK PICS - because they impress the chicks


TAGS: lol hello how are you
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by asdf

Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 5:47 pm
Is that eggshell or satin finish?
Logic Man - June 29, 2009, 5:41 pm
No, no, no....this is his kumrag face where he prepares to receive a load in the eye
Logic Man - June 29, 2009, 5:37 pm
He is contemplating what his master thesis should be for his astrophysics class....
BeautyFromPain - May 26, 2009, 7:41 pm
And also make ya look like an idiot


HELLO MOTIFAKE... - Goodbye Important Work I Need to Hand in By Tomorrow Morning ...


TAGS: hello motifake goodbye important work
Rating: 4.56/5

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CaptCourageous - January 5, 2012, 1:19 am
i wish i could rate lower.... but i have done this many a time myself and must give it 5late assignments
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 5:00 pm
Sad thing is I am meant to revise for some pretty important exams in my very near future... yet here I am making random posters for absolutely no good reason... !
kangboy - January 4, 2012, 4:13 pm
Hoo boy that is so true


HELLO KITTY - Mugging for the kitty again ?




MULTI-TASKING -


TAGS: helloboysdidyoumissme
Rating: 3.18/5

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 6:18 am
"Work, work, work. Hello, boys. had a good night's rest? I missed you."
LogicDude - March 16, 2009, 2:16 pm
That's "Hedley"...
Sean - March 16, 2009, 1:54 pm
Thanks Fatty, but I suspect it is only a matter of time before Cubbybear corrects my math -- as a matter of principle to him. He's no addition-Nazi. Bye.
Fatty - March 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
Good as always Sean! Extra points for Blazing Saddles.
WTFO - March 14, 2009, 7:34 pm
Hello boys. I missed you.


ORPHANS -


TAGS: dammit stop saying hello to my little friend
Rating: 3.06/5

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Sean - October 14, 2009, 12:05 am
I'd just like to go on record at this time as saying that I am not, per se, anti-orphan. But I do think that the Menendez brothers went a little too far. That's all. Please. No more hate mail.


MY LEEL FRIEND - He says, "Hello".




SAY HELLO - to my little friend.


TAGS: butt little friend hello big
Rating: 2.83/5

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David A - February 3, 2010, 1:28 pm
Ron Jeremy would look little next to this!
pro - December 27, 2008, 8:12 pm
The OP was talking about his penis, Scorp.
Scorpio7 - December 27, 2008, 3:34 pm
"Little?"


TRAMP STAMP - Wrong side... But that Hello Kitty makes up for it


TAGS: hello kitty tramp stamp
Rating: 2.44/5

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agdaniele - February 28, 2009, 11:39 pm
I like the consideration she displays by letting us see it when she's inbound.Sometimes you're not afforded the luxury of seeing a tramp from behind. At first, anyhow.
Carter - February 28, 2009, 8:48 pm
just wait till she gets knocked up


WANNA SEE MY PUSS? - NOPE! I still don't like HELLO KITTY




SAY HELLO, - TO MY L'IL FRIEN'D




INTERNET LITERACY -


TAGS: hello these dudes are freakin amsome
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Sean

CANADA - August 29, 2009, 3:38 pm
hahaha lmao @ sean
Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:33 pm
"Cleanup on aisle three. Cleanup. Aisle three."
LogicDude - June 1, 2009, 8:45 am
How could I have missed this? oh yeah...had my computer set to block all GOATSE...
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:52 am
Ha! I'm with you on that one, Agd.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:48 am
As Sean has so eloquently and empathetically pointed out, nobody can accuse ME of vote rigging.
Haarakkon - May 31, 2009, 2:46 am
With some of the vote rigging going on, I'd actually be nervous about being in Airman's apartments, anyway. (And that is NOT to infer in any way Airman is doing it - there's 2 others).
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:45 am
Good point. Just noticed "Carpe" is ripping it up at 3.12. fffffffffffffffft!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:41 am
Your great ones, maybe. Oooh, meowwwww. Hiss hisssss.
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 2:38 am
2.9 is the mark of great ones. No?
Sean - May 31, 2009, 2:34 am
As god is my witness I thought this one had major hit written all over it. Ah well.
Sean - May 30, 2009, 12:40 am
Oh why didn't they call their little salaciously copraphagic improv: "2 Dudes 1 Cup-A-Soup"? I mean why invite the corporate logo/branding Nazis to the party if you can help it?


SNARCASM -




TATTOOS - Permanent signes of a temporary madness




CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!




CHEMICAL REACTION - The physiological and psychological response from your wife when she sees you holding this as she gets into bed




... hello ... -




Hello, he lied. -


TAGS: hello lie matron
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 7, 2013, 8:17 pm
Everyone loves Ol' Leyendecker's art.
GaryO - May 7, 2013, 6:48 pm
ED, I don’t even know why I like this. Maybe it’s ‘cause I can’t unfixate from that magnificent upper lip of hers. 5 Lies


EXPENSIVE LUNCH -


TAGS: hello peta
Rating: 4.44/5

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amokay - May 13, 2010, 3:32 pm
I hope that whale got many more seals
Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:58 am
I hope that whale got gas!


SHE HOLDS HER HEAD UP HIGH -


TAGS: hello i love you
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:57 pm
Oh... ahem... er, yes... I see now. I was just sayin'... ummm... so, Steelers, eh? Panthers game. Good game. Sports. Love it.
Sean - December 23, 2010, 9:51 pm
What? I just meant, you could shed some light on the situation ... Your "what" by the way? Oh, nevermind.
agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:46 pm
Mine don't sag, thank you.
Sean - December 23, 2010, 9:40 pm
Aggy?
5150monkeylove - December 23, 2010, 9:38 pm
agreed
LordKraven - December 23, 2010, 7:47 pm
im thinking so...manish face...very thin hips...and obvious boob job....
AdmiralAckbar - December 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
tranny?


Fatty -




INTRODUCTIONS - MUCK: Looks like a mongoloid warthog, smells about the same, but dances like Fred Astaire on EPO




Strategy -


TAGS: hello is this thing on
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

concern3 - June 30, 2017, 4:38 am
Very funny, UP yours
mizzdizz - June 29, 2017, 3:28 am
Yuk????? or have I been reading too much Anne McCaffery????? Welcome back little dragon! Put all the short stocky people in the back row so the other team can't see them! hehehehehe.... ^!


Hell "No" Kitty -




HELLO -


TAGS: hello
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 21, 2017, 8:38 am
LOL excellent! ^^^^^Up


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